To The Person Who Sent Me This, Hello. I want to talk about something you gave me. I probably shouldn't write this, but I had to. I don't mean to be a bother, but I recieved a gift I don't want. And I suppose it's selfish to ask, but could you please take it back? See, I got Chronic Fatigue Synrome and it's really bothering me. Sorry, I know you probably gave me this for a reason, even if I don't understand it. And you probably saw it and thought of me, though I don't know why. It's not like I really deserved it. I don't need an exchange, or an explanation, or anything. I just need it gone. Some people say if I really wanted it gone I could get rid of it myself, or maybe just ignore it. I tried, really, I did. But, I just want it out of my life. I can be good, I really can, but this is holding me down! I don't mean to be a bother, and I know it's rude to write this. I tried to shove it in the back of my closet and forget it and I even tried to write a thank-you note. But I couldn't. It's just to big for me. It's too much. Please, take it back so I can go on with my life. I can do ok, just make this go away. Thank you, I appreciate your listening to me. I hope this isn't a terrible thing to ask. I just can't keep living with this hanging over my head. I need your help. I need you to take this so-called "gift" back so I can get on with my life. Please? Yours sincerly, The Recepiant. My brother and I were thinking about the importance of getting people who suffer from CFS together and connected. I'm working on a banner for the site, so maybe I can promote this place a bit! Anyway, the banner says (to fulfill my "Roswell" phase) "we look just like you, we act just like you. . . But we're different. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" We were thinking "We look just like you, we act just like you. . .only we're boring and have no life! Uh, be aware" We're getting an army together, "WE'RE COMING HA HA HA HA!!! wait, wait, hold on, I gotta catch my breath" -or maybe- "WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE--- wait, I forgot, what are we going to change? Give me a minute, ok?" LOL, sorry group of soliders, no?
Q- What's the difference between a 3-toed sloth and a CFS sufferer? A- A CFS Sufferer has 5 toes ======================= Q- What's the differnce between a CFS Sufferer and a dead guy? A- NOT MUCH! BOBBY: What's the difference between CFS Suffers and Normals? BRIAN: I don't know what? BOBBY: What was I saying again? |